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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2012, 04:24:47 PM »
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Customer who ordered a fine high-definition TV on Amazon opens the box to discover that the third-party merchant has sent him a highly defined murder weapon.

End of the article for me.
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2012, 04:35:27 PM »
:facepalm:

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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2012, 05:26:34 PM »
I would need to know how much the TV cost to see if I would be happy or upset about this.     

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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2012, 05:28:37 PM »
Damn!!! Why didn't they send it to me
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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2012, 05:47:10 PM »
"Gun? What gun? Guns are illegal in D.C. You better not have left a live firearm where some unscrupulous criminal could wander by and take it! Now where's my TV?! I.... Erm.... Have some firing range trip videos I want to see in high definition!!"

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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2012, 06:46:55 PM »
Lmao.

"What gun?"

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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2012, 06:51:09 PM »
No kidding - I wish that would happen to me  :P

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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2012, 07:44:19 PM »
Lmao.

"What gun?"


It says in the article,   SIG 716 I think it said. 

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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2012, 07:47:55 PM »
Lmao.

"What gun?"


It says in the article,   SIG 716 I think it said.

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Man, that went over your head...  :th_nuts:

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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2012, 07:57:06 PM »
I used to jeb not actually read article and thought he really wanted that info. 
So it was all jebs fault for always wanting a nutshell.

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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2012, 08:05:54 PM »
Pretty bad mistake on the 3rd party vendors end that will likely get them a less than friendly ATF visit and maybe loss of Amazon affiliation.
Wish it would have been me instead ;)
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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2012, 08:34:38 PM »
I used to jeb not actually read article and thought he really wanted that info. 
So it was all jebs fault for always wanting a nutshell.

What's wrong with nutshelling?  Lol.   :P
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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2012, 08:37:28 PM »
Was saying you where reason I didn't catch on to the what gun comment,   I just figure you really ment want gun.
I would really like to know where he ordered this "TV" from,  I could use a special one.

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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2012, 08:41:57 PM »
Was saying you where reason I didn't catch on to the what gun comment,   I just figure you really ment want gun.
I would really like to know where he ordered this "TV" from,  I could use a special one.

I was up to speed, but thanks for the recap.   :th_thicon_lol: :th_thicon_lol: :th_thicon_lol: :th_thicon_lol: :th_thicon_lol:

I was joking again.  Come on man, keep up.  Have a long day?  :P
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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2012, 08:53:29 PM »
Actually a hell of a long day,   we got rain for about 15 mins and then it went from hot to awful.    My forarms where sweating,  I didnt even know that was possible.  This week has been way to long already.

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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2012, 09:01:52 PM »
Same here, rained just long enough to make it hot as hell.  I keep spare socks and a-frame shirts at work for just such an occasion.  Lol.  Got caught up and changed.
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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2012, 09:05:44 PM »
I change at lunch when I come home.   But it was about 2 when it rained and by time I got caught up it was time to leave

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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2012, 09:09:38 PM »
I wish it would rain here

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Re: Man Orders TV...Gets Assault Rifle instead
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2012, 09:25:23 PM »
I wish it would rain here
It wasn't enought to actually do anything other than make alot of steam.