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Online randyjaco

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The joys of building a snowman
« on: November 23, 2019, 05:52:54 PM »
I received this today and thought that it was worth passing on.
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So, at 8:00 - I made a snowman.

 

 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

 

 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

 

 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

 

 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snow men instead.

 

 8:22 - The transgender man . . woman . . person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

 

  8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

 

 8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

 

 8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

 

 8:40 - The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

 

 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

 

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

 

 8:45 - TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

 

 9:00 - I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

 

 9:10 - I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

 

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

 

 Moral: There is no moral to this story............... It's just a view of the world in which we live today, and it is only getting worse

 

 
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Re: The joys of building a snowman
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2019, 06:37:37 PM »
Sad but true.  :facepalm:
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Re: The joys of building a snowman
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2019, 07:55:43 PM »
They should have just made a snowpenis like a frat bro did in Lubbock in the 70s, and called it art and threaten a federal discrimination lawsuit against anyone who disagreed.... 
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Re: The joys of building a snowman
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2019, 02:09:48 PM »
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Re: The joys of building a snowman
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2019, 08:48:12 AM »
Build a snowman? Here in East Texas? Out of what? Muddy ice?  :th_thicon_lol:
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Re: The joys of building a snowman
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2019, 03:50:10 PM »
Build a snowman? Here in East Texas? Out of what? Muddy ice?  :th_thicon_lol:

If I recall correctly, didn't East Texas get 5+ inches of snow in 1982 and 1985?
And I think sometime around 2010/2011 you got even more?
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Re: The joys of building a snowman
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2019, 06:44:08 PM »
Build a snowman? Here in East Texas? Out of what? Muddy ice?  :th_thicon_lol:

If I recall correctly, didn't East Texas get 5+ inches of snow in 1982 and 1985?
And I think sometime around 2010/2011 you got even more?

Barely had enough to cover the ground around here. It looked like it snowed!
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Re: The joys of building a snowman
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2019, 10:03:06 PM »
I was thinking Tyler - Lufkin.
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Re: The joys of building a snowman
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2019, 11:15:04 AM »
I was thinking Tyler - Lufkin.

We are a bit south of Tyler, and west of Lufkin.
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