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This almost sounds like the lead-in for a joke.....
2 burglars show up in a guys house and start shooting with a BB gun. (seriously)
Homeowner grabs a machete and wacks one of their hands off.

Yup, it's real.
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/national-international/Hand-Cut-Off-Lehigh-Valley-Bethlehem-Home-Invasion-385374591.html

If 2 masked guys showed up to my house firing a BB gun, I don't know if I'd laugh or put a couple in their privates for showing up to a gun fight with a pea-shooter.

What would you do?
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Re: I love home protection stories like this: What would you do?
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2016, 02:55:15 PM »
OUCH!

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Re: I love home protection stories like this: What would you do?
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2016, 05:58:15 PM »
Well...would you wait for them to shoot first to see if it was a BB gun?

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Re: I love home protection stories like this: What would you do?
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2016, 06:06:25 PM »
Thanks to Cold Steel and a few other companies making cool machetes, you can do it with style as well!

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Re: I love home protection stories like this: What would you do?
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2016, 06:40:36 PM »
Well...would you wait for them to shoot first to see if it was a BB gun?

If they're in your house with masks on while holding an object shaped like a gun, then proactively 2 in the crotch, eyes, or center of mass,  elbows or knees, or removal of one of both testicles, ovaries, legs or hands by acetylene torch or rabid chihuahua is totally appropriate.  (and that's 2 magazines worth, not 2 rounds)
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Re: I love home protection stories like this: What would you do?
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2016, 06:43:56 PM »
Well...would you wait for them to shoot first to see if it was a BB gun?

If they're in your house with masks on while holding an object shaped like a gun, then proactively 2 in the crotch, eyes, or center of mass,  elbows or knees, or removal of one of both testicles, ovaries, legs or hands by acetylene torch or rabid chihuahua is totally appropriate.  (and that's 2 magazines worth, not 2 rounds)
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Re: I love home protection stories like this: What would you do?
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2016, 12:23:51 AM »
When lethal force is justified, it don't matter if it's a gun or a chainsaw!
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Re: I love home protection stories like this: What would you do?
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2016, 03:32:06 PM »
This almost sounds like the lead-in for a joke.....
2 burglars show up in a guys house and start shooting with a BB gun. (seriously)
Homeowner grabs a machete and wacks one of their hands off.

Yup, it's real.
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/national-international/Hand-Cut-Off-Lehigh-Valley-Bethlehem-Home-Invasion-385374591.html

If 2 masked guys showed up to my house firing a BB gun, I don't know if I'd laugh or put a couple in their privates for showing up to a gun fight with a pea-shooter.

What would you do?

I think I've heard this one.  Two burglars with a BB gun walk into a club...BAADUM-TISH!  Thank you!  Thank you!  I'll be here all week.  Don't forget to tip the waitress. Try the veal! But seriously, folks, the perps violated the first two rules of a gunfight: 1. Don't be there.  2. Bring a gun.   Open fire. 
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Re: I love home protection stories like this: What would you do?
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2016, 03:37:37 PM »
Progressives exercising (abusing) the 1st Amendment are far more dangerous than Conservatives exercising the 2nd Amendment.
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