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Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« on: October 18, 2013, 01:20:11 PM »
...SPIDERS!

Spiders are getting into Toyota, blocking the AC drainage pipe with their webs, causing water to drip onto a circuit that causes a short that deploys the driver's airbag!  :th_thicon_lol: :th_thicon_lol: :th_thicon_lol: :th_thicon_lol: :th_thicon_lol: :th_thicon_lol:

http://money.cnn.com/2013/10/17/autos/toyota-spiders-airbag-recall/index.html
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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2013, 01:23:54 PM »
 :facepalm:

Must....Return...Wife's....New...Toyota...  :th_thicon_lol:

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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2013, 01:25:06 PM »
I actually laughed....you can't make up something that stupid
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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2013, 01:32:53 PM »
What if.... when the airbag deployed, millions of baby spiders came flying at you?

That would be EPIC!!!  :help:

Still want to return the new car Ship?  :th_thicon_idea:
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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2013, 01:55:00 PM »
We actually have a 2013 Camry. So, we'll have to look into this

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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2013, 02:01:27 PM »
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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2013, 03:46:10 PM »


apparently we scared Jeb speechless.
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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2013, 03:50:51 PM »
Fsak tjht sbjt!!!! No feregsg wjy!!!!!!  I'd lojut tjht sbjt on fqwe so fkjt.

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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2013, 03:54:20 PM »
Fsak tjht sbjt!!!! No feregsg wjy!!!!!!  I'd lojut tjht sbjt on fqwe so fkjt.

Maybe not speechless, but it sure messed up his ability to type ;)
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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2013, 03:57:38 PM »
Fsak tjht sbjt!!!! No feregsg wjy!!!!!!  I'd lojut tjht sbjt on fqwe so fkjt.

Maybe not speechless, but it sure messed up his ability to type ;)

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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2013, 06:50:15 PM »
I only managed to get the first and last letters correct. Lol.

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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2013, 08:05:50 PM »
So Jeb are you turning all toyotas away now.   Just that better to be safe than sorry mentality.

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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2013, 12:07:11 AM »
I'm just making my new guy do them from now on.

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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2013, 08:06:05 AM »
Rank does have its privileges lol
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Re: Toyota recall because of... (Don't read this Jeb)
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2013, 08:08:57 AM »
True dat.

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