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All the preppers in my hood are  out of sandbags so they're  building firing positions out of hoarded toilet paper.

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All the preppers are busy buying and hoarding Charmin.

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When I worked as a printer, I had two digital production printers that used a total of 15 computers which required me to interface with them.  Add my Mac, Tablet and smart-assed phone the total grows.

Now that I have been retired, I am down to six,  two Macs, my wife's PC her smart phone and mine plus the tablet.  I always have to do something to her stuff.  She has had a closed head wound 20 years ago and can't remember how to operate stuff very well.  She can make and receive calls on the phone but that's about it.


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Defensive Tactics / Re: Pistol Press Checks!
« on: February 24, 2020, 11:17:44 AM »
Press checks are free but trips to the ER aren't.

One should know if one's gun is loaded.

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Tech Zone / Re: Inexpensive Laptop Advice Wanted....
« on: February 20, 2020, 01:39:38 PM »
Look at used mac laptops.  I bought one with about 8k worth of software and it works fine.

Some of the software I have no need of but the complete Adobe Creative Suite is what I needed and it has that. I paid 400 for it.

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Off Topic Discussion (NON FIREARM RELATED) / Re: I am sad at math...
« on: November 17, 2019, 03:37:46 PM »
The correct answer is 1 because you just combined all of them into one beer.

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General Gun Discussion / Re: What would you do?
« on: October 05, 2019, 07:41:14 PM »
Whatever I do, it will be legal, moral and non-fattening.

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General Gun Discussion / Re: What would you do?
« on: October 03, 2019, 08:37:09 AM »
I   bet the peeps on the other gun board don't  have castle or stand your ground laws.  Some places you have a duty to retreat.

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Politics, Gripes, Complaints / Re: ..politics..
« on: August 25, 2019, 06:50:16 PM »
Biden has been making gaffes like he has lately for over 30 years.

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I won't  subscribe to the NY Slimes just to read an occasional article.

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Disney should set the story in Fantasyland.  Have it animated by the Looney  Tunes guys at Warner.

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They should have let them in then when they violate Israeli law, arrest them and lock them up until their congressional term is up.

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Tech Zone / Re: ..heart monitor..
« on: August 14, 2019, 04:45:49 PM »
I have a loop recorder inserted under my skin. 


This is how it works as I misunderstand it.  It connects to my smartass phone every night around two am.  It then transfers the data if there is a problem.  Once a month it sends the whole month's worth of recordings off to screwbutt India where that guy who amswers the help desk phone looks at it.  You know the guy, the one who speaks English with an accent so bad that you can't understand him.

Anyway, after he looks at and gets back from lunch, he sends it to the manufacturer's monitoring place in Podunk Iowa who has a guy call my Doc and tell him Huston we have a problem.  Huston sends an ambulance to pick me up and take me to the ER.  The ambulance arrives at the house just in time to pronounce  me dead.

For the  record, my cardioligist is Dr. Huston.  The best part is the battery has a lifetime warranty.

I could be wrong but as always, your mileage can vary.

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Texas Gun Forum Shooting Club / Re: Fall Meet & Shoot In East Texas.....
« on: August 14, 2019, 04:21:55 PM »
I would like to attend but need a firm date to schedule it.

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If the ruling isn't written by quill pen then it is null and void.

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Politics, Gripes, Complaints / Re: ..lop-sided political "justice"..
« on: July 25, 2019, 08:46:01 AM »
Don't  forget that the Democratic  Party is just the political  arm of the media.

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Politics, Gripes, Complaints / Re: AOC, She's At It Again!
« on: July 18, 2019, 02:51:14 PM »
Being a rabble rouser pays better than bar-tending.

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Handguns and Revolvers / Re: Dual barrel 8 shot .22 WMR Pistol
« on: July 18, 2019, 11:05:53 AM »
I think you just said never.  Kinda like "All generalizations are faulty."

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Handguns and Revolvers / Re: Dual barrel 8 shot .22 WMR Pistol
« on: July 17, 2019, 02:52:43 PM »


Needs to have a 22LR cylinder for a change of pace.

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Is rule 1 from experience?

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