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(funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« on: August 13, 2011, 11:49:15 AM »
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic crazy with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt Model 1911 45 cal. automatic pistol, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man  look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would  inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What  about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the  knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does  the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a  loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society  and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?  Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound  me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away  while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so  deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this  happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is  all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days  and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!


Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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Re: (funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2011, 11:59:20 AM »
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Re: (funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2011, 01:47:46 PM »
You forgot the Libertarian answer:

 BANG, BANG   pause   BANG, or as I call it 2 to the body and 1 to the head insures your targets good and dead.


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Re: (funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2011, 01:48:29 PM »
Nice Ron!
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Re: (funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2011, 03:25:15 PM »
lol... agree with Ron... bang-bang----bang, as I wear a t-shirt saying:

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Definitely not democrat.... probably not republican either... think we need a 'Realist' party.
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Re: (funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2011, 04:14:36 PM »
That's hilarious.
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Re: (funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2011, 06:51:16 PM »
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Re: (funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2011, 08:54:13 PM »
But I carry a 10mm,   so one shot is all thats needed,   does that make me a republican?

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Re: (funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2011, 10:37:51 PM »
Guess so Michaele..lol
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Re: (funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2011, 09:09:53 AM »
But I carry a 10mm,   so one shot is all thats needed,   does that make me a republican?

Not necessarily.  That just makes you someone who likes to spend a fortune on ammo that shoots very well. 
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Re: (funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2011, 05:09:52 PM »
But I carry a 10mm,   so one shot is all thats needed,   does that make me a republican?

Not necessarily.  That just makes you someone who likes to spend a fortune on ammo that shoots very well. 
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I reload,  so my good ammo for 10mm is less than crap ammo for 9mm.

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Re: (funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2011, 05:12:43 PM »
Ah then you're a conservative :)
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Re: (funny) Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2011, 05:52:32 PM »
Think I am more of a lover,  as in I love to shoot and can only afford to shoot the calibers I like by reloading for them.  Not really easy to go out and find cheap 10mm 45 GAP 357Sig,