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Another star claims she was groped
« on: November 12, 2017, 04:19:01 PM »
API - The star Sirius, also known as the dog star, has came forward to claim that 30 million years ago she was fondled by the red giant Betelgeuse. Representatives of the red giant, main sequence star, have claimed it's just another lie, saying it was just a coronal mass ejection, and that Sirius is just another old star that thinks she's too hot to handle!

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Re: Another star claims she was groped
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2017, 04:27:25 PM »
Now, Neptune is claiming Pluto keeps coming inside her orbit, but Pluto says it's all a matter of gravity!

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Re: Another star claims she was groped
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2017, 04:28:14 PM »
(Sigh) Will it never end?

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Re: Another star claims she was groped
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2017, 07:00:59 PM »
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